Try going back to the homepage(v) to use(v) to be addicted(v) to want(v) to long forbetween the riversdark, son of thedark, daughter of thenot, not ofnot of the people (drow & others)(v) to becontrary, on the(v) to become(v) to see vaguelySince Valve enabled users to charge money for mods on Steam, people have uploaded all sorts of wild things onto the Steam Workshop. And some are actively taking a jab at Valve for having the ‘gall’ to do something like this. As you might have heard already, not everyone is happy with the idea of having paid mods on Steam. So folks are fighting back, some with petitions, others with critiques, and in this case, silly overpriced mods that work as a protest of sorts. Here are some of the most absurd things I found on the workshop. Note that not all of these have necessarily been approved yet, and very well may disappear from the workshop by the time you read this. This $99 horse genitals mod, for example, is now gone. So is the $100 Gabe Newell genitals mod.

No surprises there, eh? This downloadable expansion for the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim adds a unique and extraordinary item to the game: the Golden Potato. samsonite lp backpack viFound sitting upon the well in the heart of Whiterun, the Golden Potato adds a unique experience to the Skyrim gameplay. konstantin kofta backpackIt’s a collectible, a food item, a potato, and golden! fieldline backpack warrantyThe Golden Potato mod is the true Elder Scrolls experience you’ve never had! Join the elite club of Golden Potato owners today. Have you ever walked into the Bannered Mare and thought to yourself: “Man, this place could use an extra apple.”? Well, worry no longer! “Extra Apple” adds another apple to the counter in the Bannered Mare.

This mod took many years to fully develope. Skyrim released in 2011, and only now do I feel that the mod is ready for a public release. Extra Apple is still in beta, but I have decided to open it up to the public for further testing and developement. By purchasing Extra Apple, you are making an investment in one of the most exciting mods in Skyrim history. The price will continue to rise as more features are added. The future features I am planning include: -Custom modeling, animation, and voice acting for the extra apple -Adding more than one apple to the counter, possibly two or even (if this mod’s revenue can support me full time for several months) three extra apples -Massive overhaul to every single gameplay system that there is no way I can feasibly develop -Yet another shoddy attempt to fix the Civil War questline -A custom follower who is just a clone of another This follower will behave exactly like all the followers in the base game, and have no custom dialogue. They will however have a different name, and perhaps a poorly constructed backstory -A New Lands section of the game featuring a fully voiced 50 hour questline based on my awesome story idea I had in class last Tuesday

Do you not have much time? Or you do you just want to get through the game as quick as possible? Well, you’re in damned luck! I’m introducing, micro transactions! An easy way to get any item as long as you work for it! All the money goes straight to charity, me! The mod adds a chicken companion wearing a helmet and backpack to the game. He can be found standing in front of High Hrothgar. The chicken counts as an animal follower, can be used with a normal human follower and does not effect stealth. To celebrate paid mods on steam, here’s a brand new main menu screen, with a steam theme! This mod adds rubbish to skyrim. Three exciting pieces of rubbish are added to The Bannered Bare floor as you enter! =====Update 1.11===== Fork changed to Dwarven fork =====Update 1.1===== Thank you everyone for you wonderful support I have been working hard to bring you the new update! In this chilling new update you will find that the pile has grown and now contains a burned book and a fork!

-Pimp your crib further with two new items! -combine the fork with the plate for almost a full set! -unravel the mystery behind these objects ~how do the book get burned? ~who’s blood is on the rags? -or just sell these items for more gain! This also has a follow-up mod, Rubbish! Bucket DLC for $1.49. You need the first rubbish mod to make the bucket mod to work, hilariously enough. Makes the bear in the Helgen Keep caves much larger, resulting in a more challenging, realistic, dramatic, immersive and lore-friendly final battle. ——————————- Release history ——————————- 2015-04-24 - Release 2: Added a small bear cub in the cave, and made the mother bear even larger for the ultimate bear combat experience. I made the mod slightly more expensive because there are now two bears instead of just one. This mod allows you to kill Jerlov, the quest giver NPC that is normally invulnerable in Jimo’s $0.50 USD “Lambda Locator” mod. It also makes it so he can not detect when you are sneaking nearby, making for amusing and interesting stealth kills which will probably result in a spinning death animation anyway.

Pickpocketing or killing Jerlov will allow you to loot the Crowbar he uses in place of a retaliating NPC’s typical Iron Dagger. Don’t attempt non-discreet combat with Jerlov on low level characters with no gear. You can get to Jerlov quickly by typing “coc NightgateInn” in console. 100% of the portion of Valve’s split goes to Nexus Mods. The mod adds a part cyborg part fish part gentleman companion to the game. He can be found at the Solitude docks (see picture for exact location). The fish counts as an animal follower, can be used with a normal human follower, is voice acted with corresponding subtitles and does not effect stealth. You can check out all of the available Skyrim mods on Steam here.5 days 10 hours Larger Character Creation Model ViewerThis small change to the character customization screen will give you a better look at your character. Just put the included files in your override folder. 1 week 11 hours Porting Static Models to NWN2This PDF document is a rough description of the steps I go through to port a 3D model into NWN2.

1 week 1 day Basic tilesetThis is a very simple tileset as requested by Tarot Redhand. It consists of three tiles, a single tile for the flat rock terrain, a feature with not so flat ground and an edgetile. 1 week 2 days Kamal's glowing chandelier 05 and corlorful candle vfxStock chandelier05 didn't have any glow, though it's obviously intended to be a lightsource since it's a chandelier. So I added some glow versions, version 10 uses the glowmap for the chandelier from the stock game files, it was not included in the stock model for some reason. 1 week 3 days Livellatore di personaggiVuoi giocare un'avventura di livello 15 ma hai solo personaggi di livello 3? Questo minuscolo modulo è fatto apposta per risolvere questa situazione. Magic Vestment upgradeChanges Magic Vesment so that if cast on a creature with a shield equipped it casts on the shield instead. Might not require expansions, but I only tested it with them. 1 week 14 hours I congiurati dell'isola vivente (versione corretta)Questo è uno dei moduli più recenti che ho realizzato, condensando parecchia esperienza accumulata creando altri moduli più brevi e meno complessi.

Si tratta di una aventura medio-lunga, adatta a uno o due giocatori di livello 11-13 (meglio se c'è almeno un incantatore arcano nel party). 1 week 5 days Il principe di ElendilUn modulo veloce ma impegnativo, che si può terminare comodamente in una sessione. Si tratta di una avventura d'azione in cui ci si ritroverà a combattere dei nani agguerriti e a vagare nei piani alla ricerca di un principe scomparso. Rock PackPresenting a set of 62 new rock placeables of various shapes, shades, and sizes, ported for use in your Neverwinter Nights 2 campaign. Modern -- HardwareThis pack provides an additional set of placeables suitable for decorating a modern themed area in Neverwinter Nights 2. It includes tools, weapons, furniture, equipment,... Sistema di riposoUn set di oggetti e scripts che permette di aggiungere un basilare sistema di riposo (in Mist dragon / Dragon de brumeUsual installation instructions! Dragon placeables / Plaçables draconiquesDragon placeables for NWN2 / Plaçables draconiques pour NWN2

For the hak version: Sistema semplice di teletrasportoUn set di oggetti e scripts che permette di aggiungere un basilare sistema di teletrasporto (in Fire Giants & Frost Giants, Full AnimationsThis simple file takes several of the giants from Project Q... Custom Content Challenge: December 2016: Far Realms and BeyondHere are the results of the "Custom Content Challenge" for December 2016 that took place here:... Custom Content Challenge: November 2016: Vampires and Zombies and Giants ....Here are the results of the "Custom Content Challenge" for November 2016 that took place here:... Il torneo delle classiDescrizione: Il nuovo tempioDescrizione:            Avventura di durata medio-breve, per pg di livelo 8-9. Occorrerà stare attenti agli indizi ottenibili Il castelloDescrizione:            Un modulo veloce che si può terminare comodamente in una sessione. Aurora Toolset v2, Rearrangement of Window formsHello folks, Custom Content Challenge: October 2016: Hidden Secrets and New TrapsHere are the results of the "Custom Content Challenge" for October 2016 that took place here:...

Divine Disciple PrCThis hak adds the Divine Disciple PrC to your module. This class is from the Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting book. Inspiring Portraits PackHere I gathered some nice HQ (i believe) portraits that hasn't been used (i think ;p) in other portrait packs. Thanks to incredibly talented authors of those :) I pirati della terra neraDescrizione:Un modulo pensato per il singleplayer ma adatto anche al multiplayer, perfetto per chi inizia un nuovo personaggio. Città di Safehaven (aggiornato a versione 2)Questo modulo funge da casa per uno o più avventurieri. E' pensata per chi vuole giocare più moduli con gli stessi personaggi, Additional dragons / Dragons supplémentairesAdditional Dragons for NWN2 / Dragons supplémentaires pour NWN2 TR's Illustrated BookThis is both an experiment and a proof of concept. As such this is not really a final product but more an invitation to others to take the core idea and run with it. New d20 modern placeablesDuring the development of our VtM persistent world Dusk to Dawn ( ...