If you’ve ever wanted to wear a giant scrotum on your back, now’s your chance to score one of the most wanted satchels in Canada. The novel knapsack appeared online last year when it was spotted in Montreal where it promptly went viral, causing a deluge in “want this” comments from audiences.The scrotum backpack…soon to be a best seller.Photo credit: Coco ParkThis year, the wait is nearly over, as this humongous ball sack accessory may soon hit the retail market for nut enthusiasts everywhere.…hanging heavily in all its beautifully disgusting glory..Photo credit: BuzzfeedIt turns out, the satchel promoter, Daniel Bitton, also from Montreal, Quebec in Canada, has launched his own crowdfunder on IndieGogo, calling his product “Scrote’n’Tote: The Satchel of Life.”Prompting people to support his project, which he dubbed “God’s most precious cargo,” because it carries “the human race,” Bitton has been able to raise over $5,000 so far, which makes for 17 percent of his $33,000 goal to get his scrotum knapsack funded enough to go into mass production.…within these balls holds the hope for the human race…

Photo credit: IndiegogoWhen Bitton reaches his goal, he’ll be able to manufacture at least 5,000 scrotum backpacks, complete with fleshy bumps and pubic hair, which he plans to retail for $120 each.A close up of the Scrote'n'Tote…durable, functional, and made of high-quality material.backpack msi gs70Photo credit: BuzzfeedHow was Bitton able to come up with such an intimate accessory piece for the human anatomy-oriented fashion fetishist?kifaru backpack ukIt all started about a decade ago when Bitton, who used to work as a movie producer as a side-job while finishing law school, contracted a Hollywood special effects prop designer to create a life-like scrotum backpack for a film project he was doing.backpack g752

Made out of material that made the accessory feel very much like the real thing, the original satchel cost around $2,000 to make and weighed 15 pounds…Bitton with the original prototype of his humongous ball sack.Photo credit: IndiegogoBitton seized on the commercial potential of the knapsack, particularly after it went viral online and he was bombarded with requests to put the ding-a-ling accessory on retail shelves everywhere.planet backpack lub dUsing $1,000 in grant money the Canadian government gave him for the movie he had produced, he latched on a scheme to get it crowdfunded for mass production.where to buy caribee backpacks in perthBitton modeling his fleshy testicular accessory…mcm backpack agnes monicaPhoto credit: IndiegogoThere are 40 days left on his Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign, so if you want want a hairy nut knapsack to keep your stuff in, now’s the time to donate at least $10 to get your own ball sack satchel for only $69 plus shipping, right in time for Christmas.…because who wouldn't want to own this lovely pair of hairy bollocks?backpack ulv sprayer

Photo credit: IndiegogoAnd if the wearer offends you, all you need to do is give them the old kick in the nuts.Bitton promoting the “world’s first fully-functional human scrotum knapsack.”Like on Facebook According to Bitton, if the Scrote’n’Tote is successful, he is looking to expand into female accessories, with items like the VagBag, and the Cliturese.H/T: Buzzfeed, IndiegogoAlmost exactly one year ago, this photo of a man wearing a disturbingly detailed ball sack surfaced and made its way around the internet. Other than dry heaving on cue, the number one response to the photo was overwhelmingly “where can I get one?” It even reached Ludacris and Tommy Lee, who actually contacted the owner to try to purchase one, we were told. Well, the owner and creator of the backpack — a Canadian — tells BuzzFeed Canada he’s officially launched a crowdfunder to get the “Scrote Tote” mass produced. (Translation: You too can now own one/a pair???? too.) The fashion accessory is officially dubbed the “Scrote’N’Tote,” and owner Daniel Bitton hopes his Indiegogo campaign will raise enough funds to get this into commercial production.

Bitton initially proposed the project to Kickstarter, who turned it down without an explanation (even though their policy states that rejected proposals will be given a reason). We’ve reached out to Kickstarter. But back to the pressing matters at hand… Pitching in to the Scrote’N’Tote project will “entitle” customers to purchase one — or several — at a discounted price after their $33,000 goal is reached. Bitton told us he’ll need a “minimum of 5,000 units to make it viable” to sell the backpacks at $69.00 USD through Indiegogo. The bag will retail for $120.If you’re wondering how we got here and whether this is real life, the tote actually has a charming backstory. The story dates back 10 years ago when Daniel, then a film producer (but currently in law school), contacted his famous Hollywood prop designer friend to create a lifelike scrotum backpack for a movie he was working on. His friend did him a…huge and produced the backpack for only half the cost.

The original backpack retails for $2,000 and weighs 15 pounds. Daniel tells us it’s made with state-of-the-art materials that anatomically look and feel like…the real thing. After the single photo serendipitously floated online, he was inundated with requests, and Daniel jumped on the capitalistic opportunity. He’s venturing to make an affordable and wearable version so that everyone will be equipped with a bag that “can scare your relatives and carry your things to school.” It’s all very inspiring, really. “Our mission statement [is] to ‘Make that money,’” he joked. “And to pay for law school.” Here’s a fun fact: Daniel used grant money from the movie to fund the $1,000 prop. (Translation: The Canadian government paid for the Scrote’N’Tote.) “I spent a ton of my grant money. Thanks to the Canadian government.” For the “untapped scrotum market,” Daniel is dreaming big. If this becomes a success, he envisions a line of female counterparts: “VagBag, Cliturese…”