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Some people wear their heart on their sleeves, but now you can wear your balls on your back, as that infamous ball sack backpack is actually set to go on sale.After a photograph of a man donning the vividly realistic scrotum rucksack on a public street went viral, there was significant demand from people who actually wanted to own one of these monstrosities.In response, the owner and creator of the ‘Scrote Tote’, Daniel Bitton, has now officially launched an IndieGogo crowdfunding campaign to try and raise the money to get them mass produced.That means for the low, low price of $69 (and we really don’t think that number’s a coincidence) you too can “wear it like a man”.Bitton is attempting to raise $33,000 (£21,000) to fund production of the testicular pack and even released a video encouraging people to donate.The video is firmly tongue-in-cheek but Britton is keen to stress on his campaign page: “Although the video may suggest otherwise, this is an actual and legitimate project”.
The incredibly realistic ballbag rucksack, designed by Britton’s friend and prosthetic makeup artist C.J. Goldman, will eventually go on sale for $120 if the campaign reaches its goal, but you can get it for the cheaper price if you donate.reebok 10k backpack wheel bag juniorSo far the campaign page has raked in $6,763 with another 39 days to go so, who knows, we may actually soon be seeing hairy nut sacks on sale in Sports Direct. clc backpack uk Kellyanne Conway When the Cameras Aren't Rollingbackpack g752 How to Make Airhead Glitter Shotsthule backpack enroute mosey 20 Quotes From The Trumps About Love & Marriageosprey 33l backpack
Little Mix Accused of Photoshop Fails in Video 10 Romantic Books to Read for Valentine's Day After the Scrote'n'Tote made its rounds on the Internet last year, the backsac's creator took steps to make sure everyone who wanted one could get it. metis laptop backpackHe's now raising money on Indiegogo — when he reaches his goal of $33,000, the backpack will go on sale.myog backpack strapsDaniel Bitton told BuzzFeed once he hits that number, he will make and sell at least 5,000 units (for $69 apiece) (lol) (LOLLLLL). Another important thing to should know before buying a huge portable scrotum to put your shit in: It weighs 15 pounds.Help a brother out. Contribute to his disgusting project, help make the world a better place. Then give yourself a pat on the sac for all the good you've done. Woof.Follow Tess on Twitter.
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Most of that money will be used to develop a mold for the mass-produced bag. According to Bitton, the prototype used in the video cost nearly $1,000 and was created by C.J. Goldman, a special effects artist best known for his work on 300 and the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. Once the bags hit the market, they will set you back 120 bucks—or, for a mere $69, you can reserve yours now (they come in "Ebony" and "Ivory.") "The main challenge" wrote Bitton, "is to make sure the final product looks as close to the prototype as possible while being fully functional."Well that, and you know, getting your friends to acknowledge you while you're wearing the thing.Screengrab via World Wide Scrotes/YouTube Up next after the break:Try going back to the homepageSome people wear their heart on their sleeves, but if you've ever wanted to wear your balls on your back, one Indiegogo campaign is going to give you that ability, for the low, low price of $69. The ball bag, appropriately named the Scrote'n'Tote: The Satchel of Life, is the brainchild of Daniel Bitton.
Last year, a picture of Bitton wearing his sac received some attention online, sparking thousands of like-minded individuals to think, "Hey, I really need a backpack that looks like a hairy nut sack." See also: Woman accidentally buys dress covered in giant vaginas Bitton is attempting to raise $33,000 to fund production of the testicular pack, and he created this odd and creepy video to convince anyone with the cash to burn to donate to his cause. "Although the video may suggest otherwise, this is an actual and legitimate project," Bitton writes on his campaign page. Bitton also uses the convincing argument "just send me the money," and encourages his buyers to "wear it like a man." As gross, classless and worthless as you may consider the bag to be, it is incredibly realistic. It really looks like a healthy pair of testicles, and was actually created by professional special effects artist C.J. Goldman. Unfortunately, this realistic look costs nearly $1,000 to produce per bag, so Bitton is trying to raise the cash to find a cheaper way to manufacture the bags.